February 2011
Veronica: Like why bother with something that’s not good, cause if it’s not good…
Piz: It’s bad. Exactly. But these guys were like, ‘as long as she’s got a pair of… you know, it was indelicate.
Veronica: What’s indelicate about shoes?
Piz: But I figure, you know I know what I like. Why waste my time?
Veronica: Like why bother with something that’s not good, just because it’s something?
Piz: Especially when you know the difference. Which not many people do. I mean, do you?
Veronica: I - I think I do.
Piz: You see I think it’s like 90% of life, just knowing the difference.
January 2011
WatchLoving this show so hard.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Sufjan Stevens (44)
Kevin Devine (20)
Ace Enders And A Million Different People (15)
You, Me, and Everyone We Know (14)
Cartel (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by …
My internet has been down for 4 hours
I’m currently working at McDonald’s. Earlier I needed to send the mockup I was working on to my co-worker - I took a picture of my monitor with my phone and emailed it.
I feel so technologically ghetto right now.
So per Chris’ suggestion I think I’ll attempt this above my bed with a lyric this weekend.
Lyrical suggestions???
“Excuse me. No, I haven’t had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is...”
– Peter Bretter
“As soon as Louis CK starts crying about how beautiful it was when his children...”
– A Day in the Life of Julie Klausner, a Woman in Comedy | Splitsider
I got my pal Alex Scordelis to ghost-write this piece for me!
(via julieklausner)
“Oh Pete, you are the Ken Burns of making Andre look like an asshole.”
– Ruxin
WatchTrue.
Watchjulieklausner:
The Cat Whisperer: Episode Two
Starring Laraine Newman & Sarah Haskins Written by Julie Klausner & Alex Scordelis Produced by JetPak Productions; Directed by Michael Kuell And featuring Natasha Vargas-Cooper and Smiley Muffin as “Samantha Ronson” and “Charlemagne,” respectively. DP: Michael Pessah, VO: Rob Cuthill, Music: James Rickman
God Bless you all. Please reblog!
Watchjulieklausner:
The Cat Whisperer: Episode Two
Starring Laraine Newman & Sarah Haskins Written by Julie Klausner & Alex Scordelis Produced by JetPak Productions; Directed by Michael Kuell And featuring Natasha Vargas-Cooper and Smiley Muffin as “Samantha Ronson” and “Charlemagne,” respectively. DP: Michael Pessah, VO: Rob Cuthill, Music: James Rickman
God Bless you all. Please reblog!
WatchSummer People - Great Northern Diver
WatchSummer People - Great Northern Diver
Watchalexblagg:
putthison:
In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some. The call was recorded (like all White House calls at the time), and has since become the stuff of legend. Johnson’s anatomically specific directions to Mr. Haggar are some of the most intimate words we’ve ever heard from the mouth of a President.
We at Put This On took...
Watchalexblagg:
putthison:
In 1964, Lyndon Johnson needed pants, so he called the Haggar clothing company and asked for some. The call was recorded (like all White House calls at the time), and has since become the stuff of legend. Johnson’s anatomically specific directions to Mr. Haggar are some of the most intimate words we’ve ever heard from the mouth of a President.
We at Put This On took...
Second City Customizes a Show for Rochester -... →
Hey friends - You should be going to this.
I'm a really good friend...
Friend: It's a boy! *name* Born at 12:27p.m. Weighs 6lbs 12oz. Mother and baby are fine.
Me: Congratulations. Pictures please - you know... once he's not like... gross.
Friend: *sends picture*
Me: You're right - he doesn't look like an alien. Just a very very small old man.
Second City Customizes a Show for Rochester -... →
Hey friends - You should be going to this.
I'm a really good friend...
Friend: It's a boy! *name* Born at 12:27p.m. Weighs 6lbs 12oz. Mother and baby are fine.
Me: Congratulations. Pictures please - you know... once he's not like... gross.
Friend: *sends picture*
Me: You're right - he doesn't look like an alien. Just a very very small old man.
Watchsoupsoup:
Didn’t think this was funny until the last 4 seconds and then I laughed until I cried.
Exactly.
Watchsoupsoup:
Didn’t think this was funny until the last 4 seconds and then I laughed until I cried.
Exactly.
My friend Thomas, who has been in Uganda for 2 1/2 years, on downloading Glee:
“It’ll be on my list of things to do when I’m back in the US. I assume you can just download movies to your brain now so it should be pretty easy.”
