I was in line at the Safeway this evening and a young lady in front of me was buying beer. When asked for her birthdate, she confidently told the cashier, “Four Fourteen Ninety.” And here’s the insane part: THE CASHIER LET HER BUY THE BEER!!
I was already feeling old but this hurts my brain.
“And I stayed awake for a day or two
I thought about the world
Drank gin and watched the news
And there are some things I’ll never understand
Why a country needs a God
And a woman needs a man”—Jack’s Mannequin - Last Straw