Posted November 26, 2009 at 6:21pm
Quick question: Is Chuck Klosterman the accompanist on Glee? IMDB says it’s some guy named Brad, but I’m pretty certain the show could stop at any second and we’ll all learn about how Steely Dan and the Dallas Mavericks are connected through one episode of The Price is Right. In the end, he’ll relate the baby mama drama back to America’s obsession with puppets and then leave for Japan where everything is more relevant. Guess we’ll see after the kids pretend to be in Grease..
![“WILL THE LASTPERSON TOLEAVE DETROITKINDLY TURNOUT THE LIGHTSTHANK YOU”
[vacant lot, east side]
Six Hand-Painted Signs | sweet juniper!](http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmvmgIooD1qz5txvo1_400.jpg)
“WILL THE LAST
PERSON TO
LEAVE DETROIT
KINDLY TURN
OUT THE LIGHTS
THANK YOU”
[vacant lot, east side]
I have written more in the last 2 months than I have in all of my 20’s.
This is a habit I’d like to keep.
- I love this upside Christmas tree but NYC apt space is not my friend.
- I really want to gather my friends at a piano bar and sing carols.
- I want to have a Holiday party at Rudy’s and make everyone dress festively and eat free hot dogs.
- I am ice skating at 30 Rock this year no matter what.
You could say that as of today I am in the Christmas spirit…
We are clearly friends. While doing this the other day I decided you and I should go ice skating this Christmas season. Also I listened to Christmas music during my drive into work today and I’m trying with all my might to will it to snow in upstate New York right now.
Posted November 24, 2009 at 1:29pm
Minor Threat
If you break my heart again I will definitely break your skateboard.
I feel like the 17 year old version of myself has DEFINITELY threatened this.
[And secretly I’d still like to]
Posted November 24, 2009 at 9:02am
Posted November 23, 2009 at 11:44pm
