Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
— Charlie Kelly (via maogallardo) (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)
Who Says That?
You know how they say there’s that one person you’ll always have a thing for? Well, you’re mine.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
(via heylookmyblog)
In the past 2 months of travel - the day I spent falling all the way down this mountain ranks in the top 3 for sure.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Today I took your number out of my phone for good. Last weekend taught me that having you listed as “Voldemort, Lord” wasn’t enough.
I’m totally going to start listing jerks in my phone as evil characters. Totally awesome.
D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely(Submitted by seanlovesthis)
Just re-watched this tonight… one of the best episodes of the season.
Posted November 19, 2009 at 4:15pm
“Why aren’t the brakes working?”
“Because I cut the brakes! Wild card, bitches! Yeeeehaw!”Made even better by the Ghostbusters theme playing in the background. This show, guys. This fucking show.
